Zombies

What is going on in the world lately? I wish that I could un-see the photo of that poor man who go this face eaten off by that lunatic! I didn't believe that the reports were accurate, I didn't think that a man would actually eat another man, but I was wrong. Thank you Google for being ever so helpful in finding things that should not be found. Then we have the Canadian porn star who dismembers his lover and mails pieces of his body to politicians and schools. He als'o reportedly filmed the murder and posted in online. Then there is the guy who killed his roommate and decided to eat his brain and his heart.... who the hell does this sort of thing? Bath salts are the cause of this? I can't say that I have ever seen these things being sold, but that is because I never go into a convenience store. So I can't even tell you what you do with these bath salts... smoke them, snort them, inject them...I don't know.... but it seems to be some nasty stuff.  I forgot to mention the guy who ate his girlfriends lips because he thought that she cheated on him and he didn't want her to kiss anyone else.  Quite frankly, I won't even eat chicken if it still has bones in it, let alone raw human flesh or organs. I don't even think I could do it as a matter of survival, I have a weak stomach.

Boy, these new fangled bath salts are really taking Calgon's old slogan...Calgon... Take me away... to a whole new level...  I will stick with my Mr. Bubble in the bath tub and that'll be all for me...